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The biggest meme wins? They all came from Ethereum. Youβre not early β youβre right on time to print history again.
$SHIBA, $PEPE, $TURBO β all ETH-born. They went from zero to billions. Vartcoin could be next. Blink and youβll miss it.
No weird chains, no walled gardens. ETH meme coins are available everywhere β from DEXes to CEXes to your weird cousinβs wallet.
Meme coins on ETH often come with burns, renounced contracts, and savage tokenomics. Thatβs moon fuel.
Ethereum pools mean real volume. No fake pumps. When ETH moves, it moves hard β and takes meme coins with it.
Ethereum lets you plug in utility, NFTs, games, staking β all the extra spice that turns a fart into a full ecosystem.
ETH memes live on Crypto Twitter, Reddit, Telegram, TikTok. One viral moment and you're up 10x before breakfast.
ETH is battle-tested. Your meme coin rides on the most secure L1 in the world, not some rug-prone meme farm.
Ethereum meme coins have birthed billion-dollar projects from literally nothing. Vartcoin is walking the same path β but louder, stinkier, and way more degen.
/** _______ _______ ___ _ _______ __ _ | || || | | || || | | | |_ _|| _ || |_| || ___|| |_| | | | | | | || _|| |___ | | | | | |_| || |_ | ___|| _ | | | | || _ || |___ | | | | |___| |_______||___| |_||_______||_| |__| * Vartcoin Tokenomics Configuration File * File: tokenomics.config.js * Author: Fartonomics Engineer */ const vartcoin = { name: "Vartcoin", // The chosen one. The gassy messiah. ticker: "$VARTCOIN", // Say it loud. Say it proud. Say it with shame. supply: 1_000_000_000, // 1 billion juicy units β capped and fully baked chain: "Ethereum", // No sidechains, no BS β straight to the L1 furnace tax: { buy: 0, // Zero. Nada. We donβt touch your bags. sell: 0 // Free flow of farts in both directions }, liquidity: { burned: true, // Sent to the abyss. Can't be touched. Ever. locked: false // No locks, it's GONE. Vaporized like a wet fart. }, contract: { renounced: true, // Nobody owns it. Not even us. Itβs wild and free. verified: true // So you can read the chaos yourself } }; // Display the breakdown for terminal-chad investors function printTokenomics(token) { console.log("=== π¨ $VARTCOIN Tokenomics ==="); console.log(`Name: ${token.name}`); console.log(`Ticker: ${token.ticker}`); console.log(`Total Supply: ${token.supply.toLocaleString()} units`); console.log(`Chain: ${token.chain}`); console.log(`Buy Tax: ${token.tax.buy}%`); console.log(`Sell Tax: ${token.tax.sell}%`); console.log(`Liquidity Burned: ${token.liquidity.burned ? "Yes" : "No"}`); console.log(`Contract Renounced: ${token.contract.renounced ? "Yes" : "No"}`); console.log("Status: Fully Degen Approved β "); } printTokenomics(vartcoin);
/** βββ βββββββ ββββββ βββ ββββββββ ββββββ βββ βββββββββ ββββββ βββ ββββββββββββββββ ββββββββββββ βββββββββ βββββββ βββ ββββββββ * How to Buy $VART on Uniswap * File: buy-vartcoin.js * Author: DegenerateDev69 */ console.log("π¨ Welcome to the $VART Acquisition Protocol π¨"); console.log("Follow these steps to enter the Juicy Zone:"); // Step 1: Get some ETH let ethInWallet = "Enough to ape + gas fees"; console.log(`1. Load your wallet (MetaMask, Coinbase, etc.) with ETH: ${ethInWallet}`); // Step 2: Go to Uniswap let uniswapUrl = "https://app.uniswap.org"; console.log(`2. Head over to Uniswap: ${uniswapUrl}`); // Step 3: Paste Vartcoin Contract const vartcoinContract = "0xYOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE"; console.log(`3. Import $VART by pasting this contract address: ${vartcoinContract}`); // Step 4: Swap ETH for $VART let swapAmount = "As much as your risk tolerance (or lack thereof)"; console.log(`4. Swap your ETH for $VART. Choose amount: ${swapAmount}`); // Step 5: Hold and Pray to the Meme Gods let holdStrategy = "HODL until nosebleed profits or nosebleed losses"; console.log(`5. Click 'Swap' then HODL like your ancestors did: ${holdStrategy}`); // Optional: Add to Wallet console.log("6. Add $VART to your wallet to admire your degen portfolio."); /** * WARNING: This is a meme coin with no utility, no roadmap, * and no promises... just potential degeneracy gains. */
/** βββββββ ββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββ βββββββ ββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββ βββββββ βββββββ βββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββ βββββββ ββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββ βββββββ ββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββ βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ * Meme Coin Traits & Why You Should Buy Vartcoin * File: vartcoin.js * Author: TotallyNotASeriousDev */ const memeCoinTraits = { communityDriven: true, // Powered by pure internet chaos noUtilityWhatsoever: true, // It's literally useless. Just how we like it 100xPotential: "Always", // If you miss it, blame yourself basedOnVibes: true, // Fundamentals? We donβt know her. memePower: "Over 9000", // Stronger than your average shitcoin lowMarketCap: true, // Enter early, exit juicy highRisk: true, // Only for true degenerates lifeChangingGains: "Possible", // Or life-ruining. Flip a coin. rugProof: "We pinky swear", // Trust the fart. launchedOnEthereum: true // Not a random chain. Real degen playground. }; function shouldYouBuyVartcoin() { const reasons = [ "π¨ Inspired by the legendary Fartcoin", "π° Riding the Ethereum meme wave", "π₯ Limited supply, unlimited potential", "π€ No dev team, no roadmap, just dreams", "π Built for virality and unhinged pump potential", "π Global degen community forming fast", "π§ Youβre not early, youβre right on fart-time" ]; console.log("Reasons to buy Vartcoin:"); reasons.forEach((reason, index) => { console.log(`${index + 1}. ${reason}`); }); } shouldYouBuyVartcoin();