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Ethereum just leveled up its gas πŸ’¨ game

Vartcoin isn’t just a tokenβ€”it’s a statement. A wet one. The kind that leaves a mark on your wallet and maybe your soul. It’s loud, proud, and absolutely useless... except for the juicy gains it might blast your way.

juicier, louder, and way more wetter

WARNING: What you're about to see may cause extreme FOMO. Breathe in. Sit down. And just HODL like a legend.

Vartcoin contract: 0xf996980B6311E0fA7f8F0A52E1DaDb39833998a4
Support the Vartcoin: to be displayed

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The biggest meme wins? They all came from Ethereum. You’re not early β€” you’re right on time to print history again.

$SHIBA, $PEPE, $TURBO β€” all ETH-born. They went from zero to billions. Vartcoin could be next. Blink and you’ll miss it.

No weird chains, no walled gardens. ETH meme coins are available everywhere β€” from DEXes to CEXes to your weird cousin’s wallet.

Meme coins on ETH often come with burns, renounced contracts, and savage tokenomics. That’s moon fuel.

Ethereum pools mean real volume. No fake pumps. When ETH moves, it moves hard β€” and takes meme coins with it.

Ethereum lets you plug in utility, NFTs, games, staking β€” all the extra spice that turns a fart into a full ecosystem.

ETH memes live on Crypto Twitter, Reddit, Telegram, TikTok. One viral moment and you're up 10x before breakfast.

ETH is battle-tested. Your meme coin rides on the most secure L1 in the world, not some rug-prone meme farm.

Ethereum meme coins have birthed billion-dollar projects from literally nothing. Vartcoin is walking the same path β€” but louder, stinkier, and way more degen.

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 * Vartcoin Tokenomics Configuration File
 * File: tokenomics.config.js
 * Author: Fartonomics Engineer
 */

const vartcoin = {
  name: "Vartcoin",                      // The chosen one. The gassy messiah.
  ticker: "$VARTCOIN",                   // Say it loud. Say it proud. Say it with shame.
  supply: 1_000_000_000,                 // 1 billion juicy units β€” capped and fully baked
  chain: "Ethereum",                     // No sidechains, no BS β€” straight to the L1 furnace
  tax: {
    buy: 0,                              // Zero. Nada. We don’t touch your bags.
    sell: 0                              // Free flow of farts in both directions
  },
  liquidity: {
    burned: true,                        // Sent to the abyss. Can't be touched. Ever.
    locked: false                        // No locks, it's GONE. Vaporized like a wet fart.
  },
  contract: {
    renounced: true,                     // Nobody owns it. Not even us. It’s wild and free.
    verified: true                       // So you can read the chaos yourself
  }
};

// Display the breakdown for terminal-chad investors
function printTokenomics(token) {
  console.log("=== πŸ’¨ $VARTCOIN Tokenomics ===");
  console.log(`Name: ${token.name}`);
  console.log(`Ticker: ${token.ticker}`);
  console.log(`Total Supply: ${token.supply.toLocaleString()} units`);
  console.log(`Chain: ${token.chain}`);
  console.log(`Buy Tax: ${token.tax.buy}%`);
  console.log(`Sell Tax: ${token.tax.sell}%`);
  console.log(`Liquidity Burned: ${token.liquidity.burned ? "Yes" : "No"}`);
  console.log(`Contract Renounced: ${token.contract.renounced ? "Yes" : "No"}`);
  console.log("Status: Fully Degen Approved βœ…");
}

printTokenomics(vartcoin);

/**

β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—   β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•—   β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–ˆβ–ˆβ•—
β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘   β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•—  β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘
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β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘   β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•—β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘
β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•”β•β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘ β•šβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ•‘
 β•šβ•β•β•β•β•β• β•šβ•β•  β•šβ•β•β•β•β•šβ•β•
* How to Buy $VART on Uniswap
 * File: buy-vartcoin.js
 * Author: DegenerateDev69
 */

console.log("πŸ’¨ Welcome to the $VART Acquisition Protocol πŸ’¨");
console.log("Follow these steps to enter the Juicy Zone:");

// Step 1: Get some ETH
let ethInWallet = "Enough to ape + gas fees";
console.log(`1. Load your wallet (MetaMask, Coinbase, etc.) with ETH: ${ethInWallet}`);

// Step 2: Go to Uniswap
let uniswapUrl = "https://app.uniswap.org";
console.log(`2. Head over to Uniswap: ${uniswapUrl}`);

// Step 3: Paste Vartcoin Contract
const vartcoinContract = "0xYOUR_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE";
console.log(`3. Import $VART by pasting this contract address: ${vartcoinContract}`);

// Step 4: Swap ETH for $VART
let swapAmount = "As much as your risk tolerance (or lack thereof)";
console.log(`4. Swap your ETH for $VART. Choose amount: ${swapAmount}`);

// Step 5: Hold and Pray to the Meme Gods
let holdStrategy = "HODL until nosebleed profits or nosebleed losses";
console.log(`5. Click 'Swap' then HODL like your ancestors did: ${holdStrategy}`);

// Optional: Add to Wallet
console.log("6. Add $VART to your wallet to admire your degen portfolio.");

/**
 * WARNING: This is a meme coin with no utility, no roadmap,
 * and no promises... just potential degeneracy gains.
 */

/**

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* Meme Coin Traits & Why You Should Buy Vartcoin
 * File: vartcoin.js
 * Author: TotallyNotASeriousDev
 */

const memeCoinTraits = {
  communityDriven: true,           // Powered by pure internet chaos
  noUtilityWhatsoever: true,       // It's literally useless. Just how we like it
  100xPotential: "Always",         // If you miss it, blame yourself
  basedOnVibes: true,              // Fundamentals? We don’t know her.
  memePower: "Over 9000",          // Stronger than your average shitcoin
  lowMarketCap: true,              // Enter early, exit juicy
  highRisk: true,                  // Only for true degenerates
  lifeChangingGains: "Possible",   // Or life-ruining. Flip a coin.
  rugProof: "We pinky swear",      // Trust the fart.
  launchedOnEthereum: true         // Not a random chain. Real degen playground.
};

function shouldYouBuyVartcoin() {
  const reasons = [
    "πŸ’¨ Inspired by the legendary Fartcoin",
    "πŸ’° Riding the Ethereum meme wave",
    "πŸ”₯ Limited supply, unlimited potential",
    "🀝 No dev team, no roadmap, just dreams",
    "πŸ“ˆ Built for virality and unhinged pump potential",
    "🌍 Global degen community forming fast",
    "🧠 You’re not early, you’re right on fart-time"
  ];

  console.log("Reasons to buy Vartcoin:");
  reasons.forEach((reason, index) => {
    console.log(`${index + 1}. ${reason}`);
  });
}

shouldYouBuyVartcoin();

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